QuotaBillsCuriosity killed the cat. - English Proverb
A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb
Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson
Igloo: 1. An icicle built for two; 2. An Alaskan toilet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke
Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx
High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain
In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain
Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan
I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau
Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock
Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen