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Why You Shouldn't Eat Your Young

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I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Whom the gods love dies young. - Menander

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

I want to die young at an advanced age. - Max Lerner

A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

I've become a much more serious young insect. - Andrew Denton

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

I've been noticing gravity since I was very young. - Cameron Diaz

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

You're still young. Being a true loser takes years of inaptitude. - Robin Williams

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two. - Unknown

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

The young have aspirations that never come to pass; the old have reminiscences of what never happened. - Saki Reginald

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

When I was young, I was told: 'You'll see when you're 50.' I'm 50 and I haven't seen a thing. - Erik Satie

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

My advice to young wrestlers is that your surroundings really make a difference. You want to put yourself in good, positive surroundings. - Dan Gable

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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