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Why You Shouldn't Eat Your Young

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Why You Shouldn't Eat Your Young thanks to Mike King

Diet planning for young children

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Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Now, young Skywalker... you will die. - The Emperor

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. - Ogden Nash

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

When I was young I pitied the old. Now old, it is the young I pity. - Jean Rostand

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Who would ever think that so much can go on in the soul of a young girl? - Anne Frank

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist - except an old optimist. - Mark Twain

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

If all the young ladies who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised. - Dorothy Parker

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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