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Wicked Stawm

Meanwhile, in New Hampshire...

Wicked Stawm thanks to Keith Blake

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After a storm comes a calm. - Matthew Henry

Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Qualm: Feeling odd about a coming storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

All things truly wicked start from innocence. - Ernest Hemingway

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper? - Princess Leia

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm. - Willa Cather

Nothing is permanent in this wicked world. Not even our troubles. - Charlie Chaplin

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

By the pricking of my thumbs
Something wicked this way comes - William Shaespeare

I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest. - Alexandre Dumas

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Wicked people are always surprised to find ability in those that are good. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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