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Precision is not reality. - Henri Matisse

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Reality is almost always wrong. - Gregory House

Legitimate reality (realty) company. - Archie Bunker

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

It's very nearly impossible to tell the truth in television. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Fearful as reality is, it is less fearful than evasions of reality. - Caitlin Thomas

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. - Ayn Rand

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In photography there is a reality so subtle that it becomes more real than reality. - Alfred Stieglitz

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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