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Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Reality is not always probable, or likely. - Jorge Luis Borges

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. - Philip K. Dick

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

The reality of professional skateboarding contests is that they're not relevant in our world. - Rob Dyrdek

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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