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Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

Telegant: Looking good on TV - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. - Jane Wagner

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

Television has been the single greatest shaper of emptiness. - Ravi Zacharias

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. - Ayn Rand

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

The depravity of man is at once the most empirically verifiable reality, but at the same time the most intellectually resisted fact. - Malcolm Muggeridge

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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