Windows Cell Phone
When you know you need a new operating system
Samsung creates a cell phone for senior citizens
QuotaBillsThe computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker
You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino
Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown
I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore
Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein
Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown
I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg
Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis
People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak
The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown
The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber
The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow
Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown
People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware. - Alan Kay
I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard
Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown
I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart
I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown
I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker
E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen
My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston
Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte
You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland
Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown
Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA
I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda
The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell
For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber