Windows Cell Phone
When you know you need a new operating system
Samsung creates a cell phone for senior citizens
QuotaBillsDefect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema
You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino
Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson
We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium
Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy
Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak
The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich
If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams
The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown
The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow
Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown
People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware. - Alan Kay
I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams
My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy
I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart
An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson
Feature Creep: 1. The bloating of software with too many features; 2. A nasty software developer. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte
You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs
Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader
The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg
Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy
Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove
Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA
Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett
People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick
Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry
The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg
For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber