Windows Cell Phone
When you know you need a new operating system
Samsung creates a cell phone for senior citizens
QuotaBillsThe computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker
Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema
We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium
The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole
I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore
Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein
I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg
People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln
The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak
The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane
Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich
The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown
The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow
Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips
I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright
Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy
Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow
People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown
Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte
Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader
The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg
The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown
Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove
Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett
I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda
Error Message: Terse, baffling remark used by programmers to place blame on users for the program's shortcomings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds
The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker
From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette
Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss