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Wine Aerobics

What a corkscrew bottle opener does to keep in shape

Wine Aerobics thanks to Howard Chapman

Kitchen excercise always precedes a good bottle of wine

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I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

Cranberries: Grapes with hypertension - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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