Wine Glass Lanyard

In wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder

Good wine needs no vine. - French Proverb

Glass: Chinese marijuana - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

We see through a glass darkly because all we want is to be comfortable. - Ravi Zacharias

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison