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Many wing commanders showed up that day

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Don't just fly, soar. - Walt Disney

There is no flying without wings. - French Proverb

The press is like the air, a chartered libertine. - William Pitt The Elder

Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth. - Dutch Proverb

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - G K Chesterton

Your wings already exist. All you have to do is fly. - Unknown

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. - Jean Paul

You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat. - Wendell Berry

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

If you want to fly, you have to give up what weighs you down. - Roy T Bennett

There are bold pilots, and old pilots, but no old bold pilots. - Tom Clancy

Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown

Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love. - Jeffrey Osborne

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Disappointments are to the soul what thunderstorms are to the air. - Johann C. F. von Schiller

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

Time passes too fast. Like a hummingbird flying by, it's just a blur to my eyes. - Amanda Leigh

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright


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