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Transmission lines in Montana are deer to the country

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off the lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. - Lillian Carter

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington


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