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A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley

Wolves and lambs can enjoy no meeting of the minds. - Achilles

If you live among wolves you have to act like a wolf. - Nikita Khrushchev

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

The wolf that one hears is worse than the orc that one fears. - JRR Tolkien

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

If the lambs were flying, wolves would have also the wings to fly. - Mehmet M Ildan

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

If the hunter comes back with mushrooms, don't ask him how his hunt was. - Ghanaian Proverb

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

The strength of the pack is in the wolf; the strength of the wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

The capital that we believed would flourish for ten thousand years has now become a lair for the wolves. - Onin Ki

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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