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Work Siesta

Both bucket loaders need a nap

Work Siesta thanks to Keith Blake

Where work is a distant priority

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

A professional is someone who does his best work when he doesn't feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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