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Work Siesta

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Work Siesta thanks to Keith Blake

Where work is a distant priority

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Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

Your success is your responsibility. Take the initiative, do the work, and persist to the end. - Lori Myers

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton


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