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Work Uniforms

Police line up in uniform position

Work Uniforms thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Changing clothing styles in the armed forces

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Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

They intoxicate themselves with work so they won't see how they really are. - Aldous Huxley

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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