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Work Uniforms

Police line up in uniform position

Work Uniforms thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Changing clothing styles in the armed forces

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Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Every member must work or quit. No honorary members. - Charles Finney

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work for McDonald's. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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