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Work Uniforms

Police line up in uniform position

Work Uniforms thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Changing clothing styles in the armed forces

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The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

All work and no plagiarism makes for dull sermons. - Henry Ward Beecher

Every member must work or quit. No honorary members. - Charles Finney

Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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