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Work Uniforms

Police line up in uniform position

Work Uniforms thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Changing clothing styles in the armed forces

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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

Work with the raw material you have - namely you - and never let up. - Helen G Brown

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

God's work, done in God's way, will never lack God's supply. - J Hudson Taylor

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it. - Henry Ford

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Nobody can think straight who does not work. Idleness warps the mind. Thinking without constructive action becomes a disease. - Henry Ford

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier


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