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Work Uniforms

Police line up in uniform position

Work Uniforms thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Changing clothing styles in the armed forces

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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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