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Work Uniforms

Police line up in uniform position

Work Uniforms thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Changing clothing styles in the armed forces

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Beaurocracy: A system that enables ten men to do the work of one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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