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Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash


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