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Fate is character. - William Winter

Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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