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A zebra does not change its spots. - Al Gore

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Imagining what a character will do in a given situation - it's like an equation, and working it out is a marathon rather than a sprint. - Callum Turner

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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