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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

The desire for fame is the last weakness wise men put off. - Tacitus

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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