#1 humor site on the 'net

Zebra Bus Stop

Going to Serengeti?

Zebra Bus Stop thanks to Keith Blake

Wildlife stops in Africa

QuotaBills
Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


Horse Mane Macrame

Out Of Estrogen - Make My Day

Staff Communications

Sew It Seams

Muslim Camel

Sister DNA

Join The Resistance

Rabbi Road

Vatican Chess

Pentecost Sunday

Nun Chairs - Great Looking Legs

Organ Donor

Moldy Bible

Gyprock Prayer

Barn Art

Submarine Tea

NAACP Cover Up

Quad Shot

Princess Parking

Restaurant Wait-er

How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?

Butterfly Lens

Pike Mouth Nest

Improvise, Adapt, Overcome