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Marketing: Lying in loafers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Zombies eat brains. You're safe. - Unknown

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited. - Unknown

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

The gospel is for lifeboats, not showboats, and a man must make up his mind which boat he is going to operate. - Vance Havner

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay

Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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