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Zombies Can't Swim

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Clarity trumps persuasion. - Flint McGlaughlin

Zombies eat brains. You're safe. - Unknown

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited. - Unknown

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

When customers complain, business owners and managers ought to get excited. The complaining customer represents a huge opportunity for more business. - Zig Ziglar

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky


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