QuotaBillsShopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw
Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown
Clarity trumps persuasion. - Flint McGlaughlin
Zombies eat brains. You're safe. - Unknown
I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz
I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump
Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson
By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger
Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde
Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox
Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell
No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley
A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying
Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.
The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited. - Unknown
Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan
When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler
Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov
The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella
Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb
To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs
Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch
Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard
Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay
If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White
In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan
Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok
My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott
Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner
Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers
When customers complain, business owners and managers ought to get excited. The complaining customer represents a huge opportunity for more business. - Zig Ziglar
Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky