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Tax Return Accuracy

Answering a puzzling IRS reply

I just received my tax return back from the IRS. It puzzles me! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
Tax Return Accuracy thanks to Gus Souza

It's tax time again!

I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents"
I replied: "12 million illegal immigrants,
3 million crack heads,
42 million unemployed people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons,
Half of Mexico, and
535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. I keep asking myself, who the heck did I miss?

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