Tax Return Accuracy

Vote early and vote often. - Al Capone

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

Don't vote; it only encourages them. - Unknown

Voters want a fraud they can believe in. - Will Durst

Dime: A dollar with all the taxes taken out. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons. - Douglas Adams

Guns have only two enemies - rust and politicians. - Unknown

The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

I know but one freedom, and that is the freedom of the mind. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

I don't go around signin' no political documentaries. - Archie Bunker

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

There is no such thing as part freedom: it is all or nothing. - Nelson Mandela

An honest politician is one who when he's bought stays bought. - Simon Cameron

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. - Charles de Gaulle

Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues. - George Will

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. - Kin Hubbard

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. - John Maynard Keynes

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation. - Henry Kissinger

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

There are no crooked politicians in America. They've legalized their thievery. - Frank Dane

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

We are living in the excesses of freedom. Just take a look at 42nd Street and Broadway. - Will Durant

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. - Winston Churchill

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigues of supporting it. - Thomas Paine

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks. - Douglas Jerrold

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi