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3D Tree Projection

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3D Tree Projection thanks to Keith Blake

Spreading light to a dark park

3D Tree Projection thanks to Keith Blake

3D Tree Projection thanks to Keith Blake

3D Tree Projection thanks to Keith Blake

3D Tree Projection thanks to Keith Blake

3D Tree Projection thanks to Keith Blake

3D Tree Projection thanks to Keith Blake

3D Tree Projection thanks to Keith Blake

3D Tree Projection thanks to Keith Blake

3D Tree Projection thanks to Keith Blake

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My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

File Clerk: One skilled in the art of concealment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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