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A Caring Husband

Helping out with kitchen chores

A Caring Husband thanks to Jim Serritella

The art of peeling potatoes didn't appeal to Henry

Husband: 'My dear, what can I help you with?'
Wife: 'Take this bag of potatoes, peel half of them and put them in the cook pot.'

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Oh graytin potatoes - Archie Bunker

Men plan and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

Ultimate: The last person you marry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

Force always attracts men of low morality. - Albert Einstein

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

In married life three is company and two is none. - Oscar Wilde

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

Men do not desire to be rich, but to be richer than other men. - John S Mill

I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. - Queen Elizabeth I

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

I can calculate the movement of the stars, but not the madness of men. - Sir Isaac Newton

Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste they hurry past it. - Soren Kierkegaard

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

Be brave. Cowards always get hurt. Brave men generally come out unharmed. - A.B. Simpson

It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men. - Mae West

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

Great men undertake great things because they are great; fools, because they think them easy. - Vauvenargues

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

In other men, taste for slaughter sometimes loses its force. In Constantius it became more violent. - Ammianus Marcellinus

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst

Little men with little minds and little imaginations go through life in little ruts, smugly resisting all changes which would jar their little worlds. - Zig Ziglar

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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