A Caring Husband

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Men are born to succeed, not to fail. - Henry David Thoreau

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

In married life, three is company and two none. - Oscar Wilde

All men's gains are the fruit of venturing. - Herodotus

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Men count up the faults of those who keep them waiting. - French Proverb

Men do less than they ought, unless they do all they can. - Thomas Carlyle

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

There's power in looking silly and not caring that you do. - Amy Poehler

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect. - Stephen Leacock

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. - Milton Berle

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee