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A Caring Husband

Helping out with kitchen chores

A Caring Husband thanks to Jim Serritella

The art of peeling potatoes didn't appeal to Henry

Husband: 'My dear, what can I help you with?'
Wife: 'Take this bag of potatoes, peel half of them and put them in the cook pot.'

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Great hopes make great men. - Thomas Fuller

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

Men and times change, but principles - never. - Grover Cleveland

All men's gains are the fruit of venturing. - Herodotus

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

Getting married is an incredible act of hopefulness. - Ashley Judd

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

A man like me troubles himself little about the lives of a million men. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Men are disturbed not by things, but by the views which they take of them. - Epictetus

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

I believe in trusting men, not only once but twice - in giving a failure another change. - James C Penney

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Happiness must happen, and the same holds for success: you have to let it happen by not caring about it. - Viktor Frankl

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Men must be decided on what they will not do, and then they are able to act with vigor in what they ought to do. - Mencius

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

Getting married is easy. Staying married is more difficult. Staying happily married for a lifetime should rank among the fine arts. - Roberta Flack

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. - Milton Berle

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland


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