A Caring Husband
Helping out with kitchen chores
The art of peeling potatoes didn't appeal to Henry
Husband: 'My dear, what can I help you with?'
Wife: 'Take this bag of potatoes, peel half of them and put them in the cook pot.'
QuotaBillsGreat hopes make great men. - Thomas Fuller
All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover
Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb
Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown
Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman
Men and times change, but principles - never. - Grover Cleveland
All men's gains are the fruit of venturing. - Herodotus
Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield
Getting married is an incredible act of hopefulness. - Ashley Judd
There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde
Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle
Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers
It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass
Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro
I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson
A man like me troubles himself little about the lives of a million men. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Men are disturbed not by things, but by the views which they take of them. - Epictetus
Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson
It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
I believe in trusting men, not only once but twice - in giving a failure another change. - James C Penney
In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer
Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown
The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln
Happiness must happen, and the same holds for success: you have to let it happen by not caring about it. - Viktor Frankl
I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner
That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley
I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde
Men must be decided on what they will not do, and then they are able to act with vigor in what they ought to do. - Mencius
I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle
I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall
Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth
Getting married is easy. Staying married is more difficult. Staying happily married for a lifetime should rank among the fine arts. - Roberta Flack
I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. - Milton Berle
Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer
I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland