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A Caring Husband

Helping out with kitchen chores

A Caring Husband thanks to Jim Serritella

The art of peeling potatoes didn't appeal to Henry

Husband: 'My dear, what can I help you with?'
Wife: 'Take this bag of potatoes, peel half of them and put them in the cook pot.'

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Men are born to succeed, not to fail. - Henry David Thoreau

A good husband is healthy and absent. - Japanese Proverb

Call no man unhappy until he is married. - Socrates

Few great men would have got past personnel. - Paul Goodman

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

Most men look to what is right for them. Few search for the truth. - Unknown

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste they hurry past it. - Soren Kierkegaard

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. - George Bernard Shaw

Nurses dispense comfort, compassion, and caring without even a prescription. - Val Saintsbury

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown

Satire lies about literary men while they live, and eulogy lies about them when they die. - Voltaire

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

Men who are orthodox when they are young are in danger of being middle-aged all their lives. - Walter Lippmann

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

The first virtue of all really great men is that they are sincere. They eradicate hypocrisy from their hearts. - Anotole France

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me. - Groucho Marx

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani


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