A Caring Husband

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

A mass of men equals a mass of opinions. - Latin Proverb

The wisest men follow their own direction. - Euripides

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. - Aristotle

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

The real use of gunpowder is to make all men tall. - Thomas Carlyle

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Unknown

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

It is not titles that honour men, but men that honour titles. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

Beaurocracy: A system that enables ten men to do the work of one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. - Helen Rowland

It's not the men in your life that counts - it's the life in your men. - Mae West

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

When I passed 40 I dropped pretence, 'cause men like women who got some sense. - Maya Angelou

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect. - Stephen Leacock

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash