A Resting Lawn

Take it easy, but take it. - Woody Guthrie

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

To look back is to relax one's vigil. - Bette Davis

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax. - Mark Black

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is nice finding that place where you can just go and relax. - Moises Arias

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent. - Emily Dickinson

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett

A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken

The grass may be greener on the other side, but it's just as hard to cut. - Little Richard

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray