A Resting Lawn

Take it easy, but take it. - Woody Guthrie

To look back is to relax one's vigil. - Bette Davis

There is no preparation for sudden celebrity. - Scarlett Johannson

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent. - Emily Dickinson

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. - G K Chesterton

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray