A Resting Lawn

Meat: Grass once removed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Travel Folder: A trip teaser - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Paddy O Furniture: Irish lawn chairs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Laundress: A gown worn while sitting on the grass - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax. - Mark Black

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

It is nice finding that place where you can just go and relax. - Moises Arias

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Gardener: 1. Someone who thinks that what goes down must come up; 2. A man who never lets grass grow under his feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray