QuotaBillsMeat: Grass once removed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Travel Folder: A trip teaser - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Paddy O Furniture: Irish lawn chairs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux
A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan
Laundress: A gown worn while sitting on the grass - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb
Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax. - Mark Black
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain
When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb
I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen
Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman
It is nice finding that place where you can just go and relax. - Moises Arias
A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb
The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid
Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias
A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin
Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin
In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley
A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken
We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift
Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud
Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter
Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker
For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins
People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger
No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang
For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson
We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Gardener: 1. Someone who thinks that what goes down must come up; 2. A man who never lets grass grow under his feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen
Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor
When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman
If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray