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A Resting Lawn

Everything is relaxed on a Celebrity Cruise Ship

A Resting Lawn thanks to Ken Ward

Signs of a rest-full vacation

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Take it easy, but take it. - Woody Guthrie

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

Laundress: A gown worn while sitting on the grass - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

Laziness: the habit of resting before you get tired. - Jules Renard

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax. - Mark Black

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are. - Chinese Proverb

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. - G K Chesterton

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going. - Paul Theroux

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Grass: 1. The green stuff that wilts in the yard and flourishes in the garden; 2. What grows by the yard and dies by the foot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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