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Advice for the Cat

Finding a safe time to speak 'out'

Advice for the Cat thanks to Mike King

On the inside looking out

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You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

In giving advice I advise you, be short. - Horace

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

I always advise people never to give advice. - P G Wodehouse

Don't give advice unless you're asked. - Amy Alcott

Generosity gives assistance, rather than advice. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

Advice is like mushrooms. The wrong kind can prove fatal. - Charles E McKenzie

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. - Unknown

The patient has the right to accept your advice or to ignore it. - Martin H. Fischer

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. - H.W. Shaw

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Never worry about criticism from people you would never take advice from. - Unknown

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. - Erica Jong

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

My first advice on how not to grow old would be to choose your ancestors carefully. - Bertrand Russell

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

God made Adam first because he didn't want any advice from Eve how to make Adam. - Unknown

Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it. - Agatha Christie

A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice. - Bill Cosby

Every father should remember one day his son will follow his example, not his advice. - Charles Kettering

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not a piece of advice, it is merely a custom. - Mark Twain

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

When a man won't listen to his conscience, it's usually because he doesn't want advice from a total stranger. - Lindsey Stewart

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Everyone has their preferred stroller, their preferred crib, their preferred Moses basket. And they have advice on that too! - Tori Spelling

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

My advice to young wrestlers is that your surroundings really make a difference. You want to put yourself in good, positive surroundings. - Dan Gable

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli


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