QuotaBillsRefuse to sink. - Kristi Welch
If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett
A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown
Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts
I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields
Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte
If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams
Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields
Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet
Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown
Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown
A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb
My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield
Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour
If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning
I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson
People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown
What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid
Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry
E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen
To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend