QuotaBillsWater rusts pipes. - WC Fields
Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown
Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku
Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain
We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb
The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes
I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman
You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings
The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen
Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman
Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown
I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers
Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin
My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield
Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour
Inaction will cause a man to sink into the slough of despond and vanish without a trace. - Farley Mowat
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid
To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs
I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre
The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg
Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds
After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden
Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler
This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown