Almost Made In China

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Advertising Executive: Yessir, nosir, ulcer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing is made in vain, but the fly came near it. - Mark Twain

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

The company without a strategy is willing to try anything. - Michael Porter

Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend. - Nathan Ellering

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

If God had granted all the silly prayers I've made in my life, where should I be now? - C S Lewis

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge