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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. - C-3PO

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

It isn't just creation and promotion; it is process as well. - Neil Patel

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Strategy execution is the responsibility that makes or breaks executives. - Alan Branche

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

Strategy 101 is all about choices: you can't be all things to all people. - Michael Porter

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that is not going to last. - Marcel Proust

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. - Jack Nicholson

Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. - Irvin S Cobb

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case. - William Saroyan

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

Do not allow people to dim your shine because they are blinded. Tell them to put on some sunglasses. - Lady Gaga

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory; tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat. - Sun Tsu

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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