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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Nothing is made in vain, but the fly came near it. - Mark Twain

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. - Jack Nicholson

There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't - Joe-kster

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field. - Niels Bohr

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

I used to advertise my loyalty and I don't believe there is a single person I loved that I didn't eventually betray. - Albert Camus

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown


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