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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Nothing is made in vain, but the fly came near it. - Mark Twain

I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. - C-3PO

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

It isn't just creation and promotion; it is process as well. - Neil Patel

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Strategy execution is the responsibility that makes or breaks executives. - Alan Branche

Strategy 101 is all about choices: you can't be all things to all people. - Michael Porter

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that is not going to last. - Marcel Proust

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. - Jack Nicholson

Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. - Irvin S Cobb

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field. - Niels Bohr

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

Do not allow people to dim your shine because they are blinded. Tell them to put on some sunglasses. - Lady Gaga

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

I used to advertise my loyalty and I don't believe there is a single person I loved that I didn't eventually betray. - Albert Camus

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy


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