Always Full Glass

Pure logic is the ruin of the spirit. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

The glass is half full, not half empty. - John Milton

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end. - Leonard Nimoy

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Insanity is often the logic of an accurate mind overtaxed. - Oliver W. Holmes

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

If your cup is only half full, you probably need a different bra. - Shae Aaron

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

Logic takes care of itself; all we have to do is to look and see how it does it. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany

When I get logical, and I don't trust my instincts - that's when I get in trouble. - Angelina Jolie

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown