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Always Full Glass

Is your glass half full or half empty?

Always Full Glass thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Are you feeling optimistic or pessimistic?

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Science is organized knowledge. - Herbert Spencer

Logic is the anatomy of thought. - Albert Einstein

Logic works, metaphysics contemplates. - Joseph Joubert

A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. - Rabindranath Tagore

Logic is a poor guide compared with custom. - Winston Churchill

The best defense against logic is ignorance. - Blaise Pascal

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end. - Leonard Nimoy

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

If your cup is only half full, you probably need a different bra. - Shae Aaron

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Calamity is the perfect glass wherein we truly see and know ourselves. - William D'Avenant

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

Scientists discover the world that exists; engineers create the world that never was. - Theodore von Karman

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big. - George Carlin

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Unknown

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


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