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Always Full Glass

Is your glass half full or half empty?

Always Full Glass thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Are you feeling optimistic or pessimistic?

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Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

Logic is a poor guide compared with custom. - Winston Churchill

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

Logic is the technique by which we add conviction to truth. - Jean de la Bruyere

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No, no, you're not thinking; you're just being logical. - Niels Bohr

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Academe: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Logic will get you from A to Z. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

Logic takes care of itself; all we have to do is to look and see how it does it. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big. - George Carlin

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

Resentment is like a glass of poison that a man drinks; then he sits down and waits for his enemy to die. - Nelson Mandela

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Science is not opposed to storytelling. Science is a genre of storytelling. Stories of the real world, inspired by observations thereof. - Sean Carroll

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced. - Andre Gide

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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