Always Full Glass

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end. - Leonard Nimoy

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

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Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

Logic is the technique by which we add conviction to truth. - Jean de la Bruyere

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People don't buy for logical reasons. They buy for emotional reasons. - Zig Ziglar

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Crimes of logic can be more catastrophic for humanity than crimes of passion. - Ravi Zacharias

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

We live in a Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankenstein logic. - David Russell

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

If we are made of atoms, then a scientist studying atoms is actually a group of atoms studying themselves. - Unknown

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. - Martin Rees

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

I was never going to be a rocket scientist. But I found the field that I was blessed to be able to do, and I just put my whole effort into that. - Sonny B Williams

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak