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Always Full Glass

Is your glass half full or half empty?

Always Full Glass thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Are you feeling optimistic or pessimistic?

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Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

Logic works, metaphysics contemplates. - Joseph Joubert

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

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Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Logic is like the sword - those who appeal to it shall perish by it. - Edward Gibbon

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Calamity is the perfect glass wherein we truly see and know ourselves. - William D'Avenant

We see through a glass darkly because all we want is to be comfortable. - Ravi Zacharias

Sidesaddle: How men, rather than women, would ride in a truly logical world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

When I get logical, and I don't trust my instincts - that's when I get in trouble. - Angelina Jolie

Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big. - George Carlin

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

If we are made of atoms, then a scientist studying atoms is actually a group of atoms studying themselves. - Unknown

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but is often true. - Leonard Nimoy

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

In the real world, the smartest people are people who make mistakes and learn. In school, the smartest people don't make mistakes. - Robert T Kiyosaki

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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