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Always Full Glass

Is your glass half full or half empty?

Always Full Glass thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Are you feeling optimistic or pessimistic?

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Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

Pure logic is the ruin of the spirit. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. - Rabindranath Tagore

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Insanity is often the logic of an accurate mind overtaxed. - Oliver W. Holmes

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

No, no, you're not thinking; you're just being logical. - Niels Bohr

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

The fact that logic cannot satisfy us awakens an almost insatiable hunger for the irrational. - A.N. Wilson

Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big. - George Carlin

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

There are three words I like to repeat to myself: glass half full. Just to remind myself to be grateful for everything I have. - Goldie Hawn

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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