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Good words to live by

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Happiness is a form of courage. - Holbrook Jackson

Patience is the companion of wisdom. - St. Augustine

Heaven grant us patience with a man in love. - Rudyard Kipling

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. - Suzy Kassem

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined. - Leo Rosten

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

Ceremony: The invention of wise men to keep fools at a distance - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't let perfection get in the way of getting things done. - Gini Deitrich

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next. - Mignon McLaughlin

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Courage is contagious. When a brave man takes a stand, the spines of others are often stiffened. - Billy Graham

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. - J Donald Walters

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown

All great and honorable actions are accompanied with great difficulties, and both must be enterprised and overcome with answerable courage. - William Bradford

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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