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Good words to live by

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Reach perfection. - Baltasar Gracián

Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

Be the attitude you want to be around. - Tim DeTellis

Emulsion: A mixture of oil and emotion. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know what's funny to me? Attitude. - Don Rickles

Patience is a necessary ingredient of genius. - Benjamin Disraeli

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. - Scott Hamilton

If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it. - Norman MacDonald

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

My desire is to be a forgiving, non-judgmental person. - Janine Turner

Courage is a strange thing: One can never be sure of it. - Raymond Chandler

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

Dreams are true while they last, and do we not live in dreams? - Alfred Tennyson

Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude. - Zig Ziglar

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. - Steven Wright

Sometimes true courage in life is just being a decent human being. - Unknown

Most of us have far more courage than we ever dreamed we possessed. - Dale Carnegie

Our minds possess by nature an insatiable desire to know the truth. - Cicero

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

The closest I ever came to perfection was when I filled out a job application. - Phil Callaway

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

The essential dilemma of my life is between my deep desire to belong and my suspicion of belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

Whether you're having setbacks or not, the role of a leader is to always display a winning attitude. - Colin Powell

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This hour we are stretching forth our hands with the desire to teach the world the true principles of mercy and justice. - Marcus Garvey

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

A positive attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events and outcomes. It is a catalyst and it sparks extraordinary results. - Wade Boggs

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder


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