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Good words to live by

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Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. - Suzy Kassem

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

Our minds possess by nature an insatiable desire to know the truth. - Cicero

Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them. - Bruce Lee

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

Life was not meant to be easy, but take courage: it can be delightful. - George Bernard Shaw

Passion and prejudice govern the world, only under the name of reason. - John Wesley

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Happiness is largely an attitude of mind, of viewing life from the right angle. - Dale Carnegie

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Christopher Columbus

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

Most God-ordained dreams die because we are not willing to do something that seems illogical. - Mark Batterson

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult task which, more than anything else, will affect its successful outcome. - William James

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

Integrity is: choosing courage over comfort; choosing what's right over what's fun, fast or easy; and practicing your values. - Brene Brown

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more. - Oscar Wilde


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