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Good words to live by

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Reach perfection. - Baltasar Gracián

Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

One man with courage makes a majority. - Andrew Jackson

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

Our favorite attitude should be gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

The two most powerful warriors are patience and time. - Leo Tolstoy

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

With time and patience, the mulberry leaf becomes satin. - Chinese Proverb

Psychiatrist: an M.D. who can't stand the sight of blood. - Unknown

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

My ambition was to be successful, wherever that would lead me. - Joe Segal

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

The way of the dreamer is difficult - but anything less is hardly living at all! - Bruce Wilkinson

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

We are all motivated by a keen desire for praise, and the better a man is, the more he is inspired to glory. - Cicero

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

All great and honorable actions are accompanied with great difficulties, and both must be enterprised and overcome with answerable courage. - William Bradford

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more. - Oscar Wilde

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung


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