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Good words to live by

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The flesh of your blood. - Archie Bunker

Genius is eternal patience. - Michelangelo

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

Our favorite attitude should be gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Ambition is but avarice on stilts, and masked. - Walter S Landor

Life involves passions, faiths, doubts, and courage. - Josiah Royce

Courage is like a muscle; it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience. - George Louis de Buffon

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Forgiveness is not an occasional act: it is an attitude. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

Courage is a strange thing: One can never be sure of it. - Raymond Chandler

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. - Unknown

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Observation, Reason, Human Understanding, Courage; these make the physician. - Martin H. Fischer

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

The way to gain a good reputation, is to endeavor to be what you desire to appear. - Socrates

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

For courage mixed with prudence is not foolish,
And moderation betters recklessness. - Song of Roland

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C S Lewis

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

My desire was not to pass any island without taking possession, so that, one having been taken, the same may be said of all. - Christopher Columbus

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder


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