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Good words to live by

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Ambition can creep as well as soar. - Edmund Burke

The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Desire of praise disposeth to laudable actions. - Thomas Hobbes

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Always give 100%. Unless you're giving blood. - Unknown

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

You have to dream before your dreams can come true. - A P J Abdul Kalam

Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience. - George Louis de Buffon

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul A Valery

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined. - Leo Rosten

Courage, the footstool of the Virtues, upon which they stand. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

Dreams are extremely important. You can't do it unless you imagine it. - George Lucas

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Christopher Columbus

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Andre Gide

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. - Doug Larson

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The essential dilemma of my life is between my deep desire to belong and my suspicion of belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. - J Donald Walters

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung


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