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An Apple A Day

A restaurant's hard nutrition facts

An Apple A Day thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Keeping customers away

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One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. - Unknown

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Some people are like bag of diapers. Easy to throw but difficult to hold on. - Saif Ullah

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

You don't paddle against the current, you paddle with it. And if you get good at it, you throw away the oars. - Kris Kristofferson

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. - Mark Twain

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

He who gives what he would as readily throw away, gives without generosity; for the essence of generosity is in self sacrifice. - Sir Henry Taylor

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg


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