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An Apple A Day

A restaurant's hard nutrition facts

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Keeping customers away

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Sales Talk: Trade wind - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

If you don't throw it, they can't hit it. - Lefty Gomez

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Throw plenty of mud and some of it is bound to stick. - Hipponax

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. - Unknown

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

I throw just as hard as ever - it just takes twice as long to get there. - Warren Spahn

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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