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Sales Talk: Trade wind - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Wastebasket: Something to throw things near - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ideas govern the world or throw it into chaos. - Auguste Comte

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pre-Law: The major of a person who will end up in sales - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. - Groucho Marx

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

I throw just as hard as ever - it just takes twice as long to get there. - Warren Spahn

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing. - Lewis Grizzard

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

When you throw mud at others, you not only get your hands dirty but also lose a lot of ground. - English Proverb

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

He who gives what he would as readily throw away, gives without generosity; for the essence of generosity is in self sacrifice. - Sir Henry Taylor

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom


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