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Ancient Thing Store

English shopper alert at an Asian antique store

Ancient Thing Store thanks to Roy Turkington

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My store is open to all. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Thailand stands at a crossroads. - Thaksin Shinawatra

In ancient Rome they killed Sid Caesar - Archie Bunker

Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The ancient Egyptian kings, the fairy-ohs. - Archie Bunker

We can never tell what is in store for us. - Harry S Truman

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Do not remove the ancient landmark that your ancestors set up. - Bible

With the ancient is wisdom, and in length of days understanding. - Job 12:1

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

All things that people take home from the store become part of their identities. - David Masten

The most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand. - Simon Cowell

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

It's possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated. - Alec Bourne

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. - Steven Wright

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. - Erma Bombeck

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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