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Anger Release Machine

Modeled after Greek celebrations to express happiness

Anger Release Machine thanks to Keith Blake

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Love more. Worry Less. - Unknown

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

You're afraid of your own anger. - Kristin Cashore

Worry is a waste of the imagination. - Unknown

I don't like seeing people angry. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. - Mark Twain

We're just sweeping dirty dishes under the rug. - Archie Bunker

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

You will not be punished for your anger; you will be punished by your anger. - Buddha

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. - JRR Tolkien

There is not enough time in life to worry about there being enough time in life. - Atticus

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

There's a fine line between angry and grumpy. Angry isn't nice, but grumpy is funny. - Rick Wakeman

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star. - Jean Brillat-Savarin

Angry people who can't take a joke have no idea how hilarious they are to those of us who can. - Unknown

Don't waste your time in anger, regrets, worries, and grudges. Life is too short to be unhappy. - Roy T. Bennett

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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