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Anger Release Machine

Modeled after Greek celebrations to express happiness

Anger Release Machine thanks to Keith Blake

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Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

The entire series I was angry. - Donald Trump

You're afraid of your own anger. - Kristin Cashore

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown

We're just sweeping dirty dishes under the rug. - Archie Bunker

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due. - William R Inge

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Never forget what a man has said to you when he was angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Never worry about criticism from people you would never take advice from. - Unknown

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star. - Jean Brillat-Savarin

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Don't waste your time in anger, regrets, worries, and grudges. Life is too short to be unhappy. - Roy T. Bennett

My Uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: 'What are you looking at?' - Margaret Smith

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. - Joe Paterno

It would be great if people never got angry at someone for doing something they've done themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright


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