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Anger Release Machine

Modeled after Greek celebrations to express happiness

Anger Release Machine thanks to Keith Blake

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Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

You're afraid of your own anger. - Kristin Cashore

Anger blows out the candle of the mind. - Robert G Ingersoll

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame. - Benjamin Franklin

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

Yelling Irish, you can sound like an angry Leprechaun. - Norman Reedus

Anger is never without reason, but seldom with a good one. - Benjamin Franklin

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Never forget what a man has said to you when he was angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

An angry man is again angry with himself when he returns to reason. - Publilius Syrus

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it. - Marcus Aurelius

You will not be punished for your anger; you will be punished by your anger. - Buddha

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

I would like to thank Tetris for providing me with the skills to jam as many dishes as possibly into my dishwasher. - Herb Pankratz

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel


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