Anger Release Machine

Anger punishes itself. - English Proverb

Anger blows out the candle of the mind. - Robert G Ingersoll

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame. - Benjamin Franklin

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. - Mark Twain

We're just sweeping dirty dishes under the rug. - Archie Bunker

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Never forget what a man has said to you when he was angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

An angry man is again angry with himself when he returns to reason. - Publilius Syrus

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

You will not be punished for your anger; you will be punished by your anger. - Buddha

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. - JRR Tolkien

If you are your worst critic, don't be angry if others try to claim the title. - Faydra D. Fields

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

It's a lot easier to be angry at someone than it is to tell them you're hurt. - Tom Gates

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

There's a fine line between angry and grumpy. Angry isn't nice, but grumpy is funny. - Rick Wakeman

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star. - Jean Brillat-Savarin

Don't waste your time in anger, regrets, worries, and grudges. Life is too short to be unhappy. - Roy T. Bennett

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. - Joe Paterno

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. - Mark Twain

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay