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Anger Release Machine

Modeled after Greek celebrations to express happiness

Anger Release Machine thanks to Keith Blake

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Worry is practical atheism. - Unknown

The entire series I was angry. - Donald Trump

Anger blows out the candle of the mind. - Robert G Ingersoll

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame. - Benjamin Franklin

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. - Mark Twain

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Genuine forgiveness does not deny anger but faces it head-on. - Alice Miller

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead. Worry gets you no place. - Roy Acuff

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. - Joe Moore

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. - JRR Tolkien

There is not enough time in life to worry about there being enough time in life. - Atticus

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

It's a lot easier to be angry at someone than it is to tell them you're hurt. - Tom Gates

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. - Mark Twain

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky


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