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Anger Release Machine

Modeled after Greek celebrations to express happiness

Anger Release Machine thanks to Keith Blake

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Anger punishes itself. - English Proverb

Love more. Worry Less. - Unknown

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

You cannot be angry when alone. - Osho

Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood

The greatest remedy for anger is delay. - Thomas Paine

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due. - William R Inge

Anger is never without reason, but seldom with a good one. - Benjamin Franklin

Never forget what a man has said to you when he was angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead. Worry gets you no place. - Roy Acuff

An angry man is again angry with himself when he returns to reason. - Publilius Syrus

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. - JRR Tolkien

If you're doing your best, you won't have any time to worry about failure. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

There's a fine line between angry and grumpy. Angry isn't nice, but grumpy is funny. - Rick Wakeman

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart, the less capable you are of loving in the present. - Barbara de Angelis

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke


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