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Angry Birds

Finger gesture from bird swarm

Angry Birds thanks to Keith Blake

Some scenery is for the birds

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The entire series I was angry. - Donald Trump

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Whining is anger through a small opening. - Al Franken

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame. - Benjamin Franklin

The littlest birds sing the prettiest songs. - Tanyas

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Yelling Irish, you can sound like an angry Leprechaun. - Norman Reedus

Never forget what a man has said to you when he was angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. - JRR Tolkien

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart, the less capable you are of loving in the present. - Barbara de Angelis

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

People say that forgiving is my flaw, but I really believe that holding grudges and anger is a waste of energy. - Mayte Garcia

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky


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