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Angry Birds

Finger gesture from bird swarm

Angry Birds thanks to Keith Blake

Some scenery is for the birds

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The entire series I was angry. - Donald Trump

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

You're afraid of your own anger. - Kristin Cashore

I don't like seeing people angry. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Whining is anger through a small opening. - Al Franken

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. - Mark Twain

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

Anger is never without reason, but seldom with a good one. - Benjamin Franklin

Genuine forgiveness does not deny anger but faces it head-on. - Alice Miller

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

An angry man is again angry with himself when he returns to reason. - Publilius Syrus

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings

You will not be punished for your anger; you will be punished by your anger. - Buddha

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret. - Unknown

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

If you are your worst critic, don't be angry if others try to claim the title. - Faydra D. Fields

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

Anger begets more anger, and forgiveness and love lead to more forgiveness and love. - Mahavira

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Anger ventilated often hurries towards forgiveness; anger concealed often hardens into revenge. - E G Bulwer-Lytton

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

Agnostic: A person who says that he knows nothing about God and, when you agree with him, he becomes angry. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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