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Angry Birds

Finger gesture from bird swarm

Angry Birds thanks to Keith Blake

Some scenery is for the birds

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The entire series I was angry. - Donald Trump

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

You're afraid of your own anger. - Kristin Cashore

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Martial

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Just try to be angry with someone who fed you something delicious. - Carmen Cook

An angry man is again angry with himself when he returns to reason. - Publilius Syrus

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. - Joe Moore

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret. - Unknown

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

If you are your worst critic, don't be angry if others try to claim the title. - Faydra D. Fields

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. - Mark Twain

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan


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