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Angry Birds

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Angry Birds thanks to Keith Blake

Some scenery is for the birds

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Keep cool; anger is not an argument. - Daniel Webster

The greatest remedy for anger is delay. - Seneca

Whining is anger through a small opening. - Al Franken

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

The littlest birds sing the prettiest songs. - Tanyas

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

Never forget what a man has said to you when he was angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. - Joe Moore

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it. - Marcus Aurelius

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

If you are your worst critic, don't be angry if others try to claim the title. - Faydra D. Fields

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

It's a lot easier to be angry at someone than it is to tell them you're hurt. - Tom Gates

There's a fine line between angry and grumpy. Angry isn't nice, but grumpy is funny. - Rick Wakeman

Anger ventilated often hurries towards forgiveness; anger concealed often hardens into revenge. - E G Bulwer-Lytton

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

It would be great if people never got angry at someone for doing something they've done themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart, the less capable you are of loving in the present. - Barbara de Angelis

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd


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