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Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't like seeing people angry. - Malcolm Muggeridge

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

Anger blows out the candle of the mind. - Robert G Ingersoll

The greatest remedy for anger is delay. - Thomas Paine

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry. - Abraham Lincoln

The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb

Genuine forgiveness does not deny anger but faces it head-on. - Alice Miller

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret. - Unknown

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Anger begets more anger, and forgiveness and love lead to more forgiveness and love. - Mahavira

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Agnostic: A person who says that he knows nothing about God and, when you agree with him, he becomes angry. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Use what talents you possess; the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best. - Henry Van Dyke

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. - Mark Twain

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Forgiveness isn't just the absence of anger. It's also the presence of self-love, when you actually begin to value yourself. - Tara Westover

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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