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You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

We cannot escape history. - Abraham Lincoln

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it. - Unknown

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading today. - Abraham Lincoln

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

A housefly has a longer life expectancy than the manager of a Premier League team. - Alex Ferguson

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

The plague fell upon the whole world.. not a single man in the whole Roman Empire could escape. - Procopius

We are our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves. - Tom Robbins

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon


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