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Animal Rings

Close inspection of tree rings reveals animal traits

Animal Rings thanks to Keith Blake

Tree surgeon at work

Aging peeled back one layer at a time

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PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals - Unknown

Growth and comfort do not coexist. - Ginny Rometty

We hold these semi-animal meetings. - Archie Bunker

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Growth itself contains the germ of happiness. - Pearl S. Buck

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey

I never act. I simply bring out the real animal that's in me. - Willem Dafoe

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

The growth and development of people is the highest calling of leadership. - Harvey S Firestone

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Some people talk to animals. Not many listen though. That's the problem. - A A Milne

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Often, the human animal dresses terror in rage, and expresses both in a way unlike either. - Julius Lester

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

There are a lot of things I learned from animals. One was that they couldn't hiss or boo me. - James Dean

Once you have a product that you are happy with, you need to centralize things to continue growth. - Mark Zuckerberg

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

We are not animals. We are not a product of what has happened to us in our past. We have the power of choice. - Stephen Covey

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P J O'Rourke

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The very things we wish to avoid, neglect and flee from turn out to be the 'prima materia' from which all real growth comes. - Andrew Harvey

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. - Bertrand Russell

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Animals have one thing that puts them way ahead of people: they don't dissemble, and you don't have to pretend in front of them. - Ivan Klima

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison


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