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Animal Rings

Close inspection of tree rings reveals animal traits

Animal Rings thanks to Keith Blake

Tree surgeon at work

Aging peeled back one layer at a time
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We hold these semi-animal meetings. - Archie Bunker

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Growth is the only evidence of life. - John Henry Newman

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? - George Carlin

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Watchdog: Animal that keeps the best time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Growth itself contains the germ of happiness. - Pearl S. Buck

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

Having an animal in your life makes you a better human. - Rachel Ray

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds. - Oscar Wilde

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened. - Anatole France

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

The musician is perhaps the most modest of animals, but he is also the proudest. - Erik Satie

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

The key to growth is the introduction of higher dimensions of consciousness into our awareness. - Lao Tzu

There are a lot of things I learned from animals. One was that they couldn't hiss or boo me. - James Dean

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous, unpremeditated act without benefit of experience. - Henry Miller

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. - Oscar Wilde

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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