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Animal Rings

Close inspection of tree rings reveals animal traits

Animal Rings thanks to Keith Blake

Tree surgeon at work

Aging peeled back one layer at a time
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Growth and comfort do not coexist. - Ginny Rometty

Only animals were not expelled from Paradise. - Milan Kundera

Animals are like people because people are animals. - Barbara T Gates

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. - George Eliot

Contempt for animal life leads to contempt for human life. - Edward Abbey

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

All animals are minor variations on a very particular theme. - Richard Dawkins

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey

I never act. I simply bring out the real animal that's in me. - Willem Dafoe

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened. - Anatole France

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal. - Charles Darwin

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

There are a lot of things I learned from animals. One was that they couldn't hiss or boo me. - James Dean

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals. - Leo Tolstoy

All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous, unpremeditated act without benefit of experience. - Henry Miller

Once you have a product that you are happy with, you need to centralize things to continue growth. - Mark Zuckerberg

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

We are not animals. We are not a product of what has happened to us in our past. We have the power of choice. - Stephen Covey

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P J O'Rourke

To be successful you have to be lucky, or a little mad, or very talented, or find yourself in a rapid growth field. - Edward de Bono

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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