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Anthropomorphic Nouns

Explaining things that come out of Washington

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

We're all familiar with a Herd of Cows

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a Flock of Chickens

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a School of Fish

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a Gaggle of Geese

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a Pride of Lions

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a Murder of Crows

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

an Exaltation of Doves

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a Parliament of Owls

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

Now consider a group of Baboons

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

Baboons are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? Believe it or not... a Congress! a Congress of Baboons

That pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington
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I'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson

In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

We hold these semi-animal meetings. - Archie Bunker

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Daniel: The founder of the Lions Club - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Watchdog: Animal that keeps the best time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Alone and warming his five wits, the white owl in the belfry sits. - Alfred Tennyson

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

I rejoice that there are owls. They represent the stark twilight and unsatisfied thoughts which all have. - Henry David Thoreau

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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