Anthropomorphic Nouns

I'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson

Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? - George Carlin

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Milk many cows but make your own butter. - Erwin Lutzer

Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain

March came in like a lion and went out like a ham. - Frank Nugent

Ego: the fallacy whereby a goose thinks he's a swan. - Oscar Levant

Hamster: The animal least likely to be found in a synagogue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened. - Anatole France

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

I'm a night owl for sure. I was born at 1 A.M., and that's the excuse I use. - Karla Souza

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

I rejoice that there are owls. They represent the stark twilight and unsatisfied thoughts which all have. - Henry David Thoreau

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence. - Will Cuppy

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. - Bertrand Russell

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Bamboo: Eye-pleasing, but extremely expensive and difficult-to-maintain type of rod, used primarily by anglers who fish for compliments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault