Anthropomorphic Nouns

Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

When the owl sings, the night is silent. - Charles de Leusse

Watchdog: Animal that keeps the best time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

The crow that mimics a cormorant gets drowned. - Japanese Proverb

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing

Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb

I never act. I simply bring out the real animal that's in me. - Willem Dafoe

Alone and warming his five wits, the white owl in the belfry sits. - Alfred Tennyson

It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

I'm a night owl for sure. I was born at 1 A.M., and that's the excuse I use. - Karla Souza

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

He is a rarity which I cannot but be fond of, as one would be of a hog that could fiddle, or a singing owl. - John W. Rochester

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. - Oscar Wilde

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx