Anthropomorphic Nouns

My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When the owl sings, the night is silent. - Charles de Leusse

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

Goose: A bird that supplies quills for writing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

March came in like a lion and went out like a ham. - Frank Nugent

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hamster: The animal least likely to be found in a synagogue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing

Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

I never act. I simply bring out the real animal that's in me. - Willem Dafoe

Market: 1. Three women and a goose; 2. What teachers do to homework. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened. - Anatole France

There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies