Baboons are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? Believe it or not... a Congress! a Congress of Baboons
QuotaBillsMy favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz
All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover
Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When the owl sings, the night is silent. - Charles de Leusse
In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper
Goose: A bird that supplies quills for writing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
March came in like a lion and went out like a ham. - Frank Nugent
De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hamster: The animal least likely to be found in a synagogue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing
Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb
We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor
I never act. I simply bring out the real animal that's in me. - Willem Dafoe
Market: 1. Three women and a goose; 2. What teachers do to homework. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened. - Anatole France
There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker
An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams
I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell
I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright
You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown
Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli
The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great
Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx
When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos
I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang
Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker
I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte
For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader
You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran
Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx
In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies