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Anthropomorphic Nouns

Explaining things that come out of Washington

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

We're all familiar with a Herd of Cows

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a Flock of Chickens

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a School of Fish

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a Gaggle of Geese

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a Pride of Lions

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a Murder of Crows

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an Exaltation of Doves

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a Parliament of Owls

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

Now consider a group of Baboons

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

Baboons are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? Believe it or not... a Congress! a Congress of Baboons

That pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington

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Chicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

When the owl sings, the night is silent. - Charles de Leusse

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

March came in like a lion and went out like a ham. - Frank Nugent

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing

I never act. I simply bring out the real animal that's in me. - Willem Dafoe

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened. - Anatole France

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

If you're successful, don't crow. If you're defeated, don't croak. - Samuel Chadwick

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

He is a rarity which I cannot but be fond of, as one would be of a hog that could fiddle, or a singing owl. - John W. Rochester

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. - Victor Hugo

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray

Mule: 1. An animal that is stubbornly backward about going forward; 2. An animal who boasts that his ancestors were horses. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

Unsporting: Any fishing technique that has as its chief object the capture of fish rather than the accumulation of fishing equipment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Papers say: 'Congress is deadlocked and can't act.' I think that is the greatest blessing that could befall this country. - Will Rogers

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.


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