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Anthropomorphic Nouns

Explaining things that come out of Washington

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

We're all familiar with a Herd of Cows

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a Flock of Chickens

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a School of Fish

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a Gaggle of Geese

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a Pride of Lions

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a Murder of Crows

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

an Exaltation of Doves

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a Parliament of Owls

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

Now consider a group of Baboons

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

Baboons are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? Believe it or not... a Congress! a Congress of Baboons

That pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington
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Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

When the owl sings, the night is silent. - Charles de Leusse

Watchdog: Animal that keeps the best time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

The crow that mimics a cormorant gets drowned. - Japanese Proverb

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing

Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb

I never act. I simply bring out the real animal that's in me. - Willem Dafoe

Alone and warming his five wits, the white owl in the belfry sits. - Alfred Tennyson

It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

I'm a night owl for sure. I was born at 1 A.M., and that's the excuse I use. - Karla Souza

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

He is a rarity which I cannot but be fond of, as one would be of a hog that could fiddle, or a singing owl. - John W. Rochester

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. - Oscar Wilde

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx


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