Anthropomorphic Nouns

Chicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

When the owl sings, the night is silent. - Charles de Leusse

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

March came in like a lion and went out like a ham. - Frank Nugent

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing

I never act. I simply bring out the real animal that's in me. - Willem Dafoe

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened. - Anatole France

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

If you're successful, don't crow. If you're defeated, don't croak. - Samuel Chadwick

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

He is a rarity which I cannot but be fond of, as one would be of a hog that could fiddle, or a singing owl. - John W. Rochester

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. - Victor Hugo

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray

Mule: 1. An animal that is stubbornly backward about going forward; 2. An animal who boasts that his ancestors were horses. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

Unsporting: Any fishing technique that has as its chief object the capture of fish rather than the accumulation of fishing equipment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Papers say: 'Congress is deadlocked and can't act.' I think that is the greatest blessing that could befall this country. - Will Rogers

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.