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Anthropomorphic Nouns

Explaining things that come out of Washington

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

We're all familiar with a Herd of Cows

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a Flock of Chickens

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a School of Fish

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a Gaggle of Geese

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a Pride of Lions

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a Murder of Crows

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

an Exaltation of Doves

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a Parliament of Owls

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

Now consider a group of Baboons

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

Baboons are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? Believe it or not... a Congress! a Congress of Baboons

That pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington
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Daniel: The founder of the Lions Club - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

I was born a jackdaw - why should I try to be an owl? - Ogden Nash

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Having an animal in your life makes you a better human. - Rachel Ray

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. - George Eliot

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

He is a rarity which I cannot but be fond of, as one would be of a hog that could fiddle, or a singing owl. - John W. Rochester

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies

Happiness in this world, when it comes, comes incidentally. Make it the object of pursuit, and it leads us a wild-goose chase, and is never attained. - Nathaniel Hawthorne


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