Anthropomorphic Nouns

Daniel: The founder of the Lions Club - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

I was born a jackdaw - why should I try to be an owl? - Ogden Nash

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Having an animal in your life makes you a better human. - Rachel Ray

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. - George Eliot

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

He is a rarity which I cannot but be fond of, as one would be of a hog that could fiddle, or a singing owl. - John W. Rochester

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies

Happiness in this world, when it comes, comes incidentally. Make it the object of pursuit, and it leads us a wild-goose chase, and is never attained. - Nathaniel Hawthorne