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Anthropomorphic Nouns

Explaining things that come out of Washington

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

We're all familiar with a Herd of Cows

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a Flock of Chickens

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a School of Fish

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a Gaggle of Geese

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a Pride of Lions

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a Murder of Crows

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an Exaltation of Doves

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a Parliament of Owls

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

Now consider a group of Baboons

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

Baboons are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? Believe it or not... a Congress! a Congress of Baboons

That pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington

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I'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson

Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? - George Carlin

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Milk many cows but make your own butter. - Erwin Lutzer

Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain

March came in like a lion and went out like a ham. - Frank Nugent

Ego: the fallacy whereby a goose thinks he's a swan. - Oscar Levant

Hamster: The animal least likely to be found in a synagogue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened. - Anatole France

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

I'm a night owl for sure. I was born at 1 A.M., and that's the excuse I use. - Karla Souza

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

I rejoice that there are owls. They represent the stark twilight and unsatisfied thoughts which all have. - Henry David Thoreau

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence. - Will Cuppy

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. - Bertrand Russell

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Bamboo: Eye-pleasing, but extremely expensive and difficult-to-maintain type of rod, used primarily by anglers who fish for compliments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault


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