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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

There is no education like adversity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater. - William Hazlitt

Prosperity discovers vice, adversity discovers virtue. - Francis Bacon

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

You'll never find a better sparring partner than adversity. - Walt Schmidt

Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead. Worry gets you no place. - Roy Acuff

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

A rebirth out of spiritual adversity causes us to become new creatures. - James E Faust

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

If you're doing your best, you won't have any time to worry about failure. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it. - George Bernard Shaw

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

People don't really know whether they are committed to something until they face adversity. - John C Maxwell

Don't be disquieted in time of adversity. Be firm with dignity and self-reliant with vigor. - Chiang Kai-shek

Prosperity is not without many fears and distastes; adversity not without many comforts and hopes. - Francis Bacon

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

Take thought for the tomorrow, yes, careful thought and planning and preparation. But have no anxiety. - Dale Carnegie

Nothing is harder to direct than a man in prosperity; nothing more easily managed than one in adversity. - Plutarch

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. - Winston Churchill

Adversity has the effect of eliciting talents which, in prosperous circumstances, would have lain dormant. - Horace

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

Adversity is sometimes hard upon a man; but for one man who can stand prosperity, there are a hundred that will stand adversity. - Elvis Presley

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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