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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

There is no education like adversity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

The pessimist is half-licked before he starts. - Thomas A. Buckner

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

I've never seen a monument erected to a pessimist. - Paul Harvey

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

A rebirth out of spiritual adversity causes us to become new creatures. - James E Faust

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

There is not enough time in life to worry about there being enough time in life. - Atticus

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

Nothing is harder to direct than a man in prosperity; nothing more easily managed than one in adversity. - Plutarch

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. - James Branch Cabell

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Adversity is another way to measure the greatness of individuals. I never had a crisis that didn't make me stronger. - Lou Holtz

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

By adversity are wrought the greatest works of admiration, and all the fair examples of renown, out of distress and misery are grown. - Samuel Daniel


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