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Arab Barking Lot

Parking lot sign in Israel's West Bank

Arab Barking Lot thanks to Roy Turkington

Arabs in Samaria can't say 'P'

During the Arab-Israeli Six-Day War (June 1967) the Israeli army created a unique Password to identify whether people at border crossings were Israeli or Arab citizens: the Password was “POPEYE”: Arabs who couldn’t pronounce the letter “P” pronounced the Password as “BOBEYE” and that’s what the Israeli soldiers would do - they’d say “BYE-BYE” to them!

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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris

There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin

Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

Forgiveness is not to give the other person peace. Forgiveness is for you. Take that opportunity. - Mackenzie Philips

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

Books are finite, sexual encounters are finite, but the desire to read and to fuck is infinite; it surpasses our own deaths, our fears, our hopes for peace. - Roberto BolaƱo

The English are not happy unless they are miserable, the Irish are not at peace unless they are at war, and the Scots are not at home unless they are abroad. - George Orwell

The word 'Islam' means 'peace.' The word 'Muslim' means 'one who surrenders to God.' But the press makes us seem like haters. - Muhammad Ali

I was raised in a Baptist household, went to a Catholic church, lived in a Jewish neighborhood, and had the biggest crush on the Muslim girls from one neighborhood over. - Will Smith

Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me death! - Patrick Henry

One of the best faces America has ever projected is the face of a Peace Corps volunteer. That face symbolizes this country: young, curious, brimming with idealism and hope - and a real, honest compassion. - Teresa Heinz

I am a scholar of religions with four degrees, including one in the New Testament and fluency in Biblical Greek, who has been studying the origins of Christianity for two decades, who also happens to be Muslim. - Reza Aslan

'Halal in the Family' will expose a broad audience to some of the realities of being Muslim in America. By using satire, we will encourage people to reconsider their assumptions about Muslims, while providing a balm to those experiencing anti-Muslim bias. - Aasif Mandvi

To the Muslim woman, the hijab provides a sense of empowerment. It is a personal decision to dress modestly according to the command of a genderless Creator; to assert pride in self, and embrace one's faith openly, with independence and courageous conviction. - Randa Abdel-Fattah

Most of us need time to work through pain and loss. We can find all manner of reasons for postponing forgiveness. One of these reasons is waiting for the wrongdoers to repent before we forgive them. Yet such a delay causes us to forfeit the peace and happiness that could be ours. - James E Faust

The Arab League tells us to go in and take out Qaddafi. We've spent billions of dollars already with respect to the Arab League. Billions of dollars, because they told us to do it. Why aren't they paying for it? They don't like Qaddafi, Qaddafi's been a terrible thorn in their side. - Donald Trump


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