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Aussie Road Safety

Do you drive like a w'Anchor?

Aussie Road Safety thanks to Roy Turkington

Australian country roads need safer drivers (at least from Adelaide to Grampians)

Aussie Road Safety thanks to Roy Turkington

Aussie Road Safety thanks to Roy Turkington

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Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Belonging has always been a fundamental driver of humankind. - Brian Chesky

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

Taxi Driver: Worker who earns a living by driving customers away - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. - Jimmy Fallon

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper


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