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Aussie Salad

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Aussie Salad thanks to Howard Chapman

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Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

In LA, I live on sushi or salad. - Denise Van Outen

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

Out Of Bounds: An exhausted kangaroo - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Australian Kiss: Same as French Kiss, only down under - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell

I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

The beef is so undercooked it's starting to eat the salad. - Gordon Ramsay

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

I'm just a person standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. - Unknown

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor


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