QuotaBillsFrance is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare
I get mail; therefore I am. - Scott Adams
Postage Dew: Mail delivered wet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
Stampede: A mad rush to the post office - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
The past is a guide post, not a hitching post. - L. Thomas Holdcroft
Very sorry can't come. Lie follows by post. - Charles Beresford
Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb
Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb
Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown
If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the post, we have arrived. - Knut Hamsun
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
A good plate of sushi after an opening helps to soothe that post-opening blues - especially since you feel like raw meat yourself. - Jim Drain
Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz