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Out Of Bounds: An exhausted kangaroo - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

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Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

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He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. - Jerry O'Connell

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. - Todd Barry

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray


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