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She stood in tears amid the alien corn. - John Keats

Vegan: An alien from the planet Lettuce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. - Will Rogers

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking

My folks came to the U.S. as immigrants, aliens, and became citizens. I was born in Boston, a citizen, went to Hollywood and became an alien. - Leonard Nimoy

Australians have the worst greetings. I get so confused when they ask me, 'How're you going?' Did you just converge two questions? - Russell Peters


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