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Auto Repair Pricing

Engine noises of the soon-to-be-bankrupt car owner

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Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

Good words are worth much, and cost little. - George Herbert

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Problems are the price you pay for progress. - Branch Rickey

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

When all is said and done, grief is the price we pay for love. - E A Bucchianeri

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

All wish to possess knowledge, but few are willing to pay the price. - Juvenal

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist. - Franklin Jones

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt


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