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The price of greatness is responsibility. - Winston Churchill

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it. - J P Morgan

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I value all things only by the price they shall gain in eternity. - John Wesley

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

You do not pay the price of success, you enjoy the price of success. - Zig Ziglar

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

Who recalls when folks got along without something if it cost too much? - Kin Hubbard

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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