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Auto Repair Pricing

Engine noises of the soon-to-be-bankrupt car owner

Auto Repair Pricing thanks to Barry McCartney

Auto repair tip: where not to go for auto body work

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Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. - Paulo Coelho

A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage - Herbert Hoover

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it. - Henry Thoreau

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist. - Franklin Jones

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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