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Auto Repair Pricing

Engine noises of the soon-to-be-bankrupt car owner

Auto Repair Pricing thanks to Barry McCartney

Auto repair tip: where not to go for auto body work

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Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

The price of purity is purists. - Calvin Trillin

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

I paid too heavy a price for perestroika. - Mikhail Gorbachev

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side. - James Baldwin

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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