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Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. - Unknown

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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