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QuotaBillsIn a pig's dye - Archie Bunker
Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown
Hogwash: Pig's laundry. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers
Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain
Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman
The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams
Milk many cows but make your own butter. - Erwin Lutzer
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown
Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin
When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. - Unknown
We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown
Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx
If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown
Stable: A command given to make a male cow remain in one place - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash
Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce
What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry
Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout
Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein
Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown
Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown
I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis
Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther
Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough
If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown
I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx
You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul
For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader
Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown