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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

That'll do, pig, that'll do. - Babe

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. - Unknown

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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