Baby Fling Contest

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

Little men are fond of long titles. - German Proverb

Men who never get carried away should be. - Malcolm Forbes

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

No man can stand on top because he is put there. - H.H. Vreeland

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. - Groucho Marx

One man's goose is another man's dander. - Archie Bunker

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Man has no nobler function than to defend the truth. - Mahalia Jackson

What a lot of things there are a man can do without. - Socrates

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. - Moliere

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

Once at least in his life each man walks with Christ to Emmaus. - Oscar Wilde

The name of a man is a numbing blow from which he never recovers. - Marshall McLuhan

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. - Ogden Nash

A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands hard things. - Herman Melville

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Nobody holds a good opinion of a man who holds a low opinion of himself. - Anthony Trollope

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here. - Groucho Marx

A man ought to blush when he is praised for perfections he does not possess. - Wellins Calcott

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man's determination. - Tommy Lasorda

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson

Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. - Samuel Goldwyn

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

The divinity that shapes our ends is in ourselves... all that a man achieves or fails to achieve is the direct result of his own thoughts. - James Allen

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader

Men are so simple of mind, and so much dominated by their immediate needs, that a deceitful man will always find plenty who are ready to be deceived. - Niccolo Machiavelli