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QuotaBillsEvery man over 40 is a scoundrel. - George Bernard Shaw
Either war is obsolete, or men are. - R Buckminster Fuller
A man like Verdi must write like Verdi. - Verdi
Men are only as loyal as their options. - Bill Maher
Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy
Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau
The man who has done his best has done everything. - Charles M. Schwab
Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire
The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest. - Roseanne Barr
Every man knows he will die but no one wants to believe it. - Yiddish Proverb
Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt
To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln
As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld
To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner
A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal
The man who wakes up and finds himself famous hasn't been asleep. - Unknown
The only man who makes no mistakes is the man who never does anything. - Theodore Roosevelt
Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin
An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown
Nobody holds a good opinion of a man who holds a low opinion of himself. - Anthony Trollope
Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first. - Unknown
A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats
It is not by spectacular achievements that man can be transformed, but by will. - Henrik Ibsen
If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey, he is obligated to do so. - Thomas Jefferson
A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb
Bachelors: Married men may have better halves, but bachelors have better quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal
The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana
Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham
The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton
Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken
The best portion of a good man's life are the little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth
How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing, to contemplate the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man's life. - T S Eliot
There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli
Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison