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Baby Fling Contest
Where Henry got his first fear of heights
Games boys play when it's their turn to babysit
It was right about then, officer, that Bubba answered his cellphone
Men are only as loyal as their options. - Bill Maher
I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick
Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy
When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb
Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher
Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain
I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain
No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. - Elbert Hubbard
Success isn't everything, but it makes a man stand straight. - Lillian Hellman
My best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read. - Abraham Lincoln
Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world. - Samuel Johnson
On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women. - H L Mencken
The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde
Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! - Lydia Child
But man is not made for defeat. A man can be destroyed but not defeated. - Ernest Hemingway
Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown
There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett
Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men. - Jane Addams
The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose. - James Baldwin
I'm 59 and people call me middle-aged. How many 118-year-old men do you know? - Barry Cryer
I believe in the Providence of the most men, the largest purse, and the longest cannon. - Abraham Lincoln
When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones
If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther
He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis
The masses have little time to think. And how incredible is the willingness of modern man to believe. - Adolf Hitler
I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding
Nothing is harder to direct than a man in prosperity; nothing more easily managed than one in adversity. - Plutarch
That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? - Joseph Addison
Gardener: 1. Someone who thinks that what goes down must come up; 2. A man who never lets grass grow under his feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln
Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad. - Jack Baker
Who is the happier man: he who has braved the storm of life and lived, or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed? - Hunter S Thompson
It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown
Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla
The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski
I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick
Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy
When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb
Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher
Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain
I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain
No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. - Elbert Hubbard
Success isn't everything, but it makes a man stand straight. - Lillian Hellman
My best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read. - Abraham Lincoln
Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world. - Samuel Johnson
On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women. - H L Mencken
The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde
Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! - Lydia Child
But man is not made for defeat. A man can be destroyed but not defeated. - Ernest Hemingway
Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown
There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett
Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men. - Jane Addams
The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose. - James Baldwin
I'm 59 and people call me middle-aged. How many 118-year-old men do you know? - Barry Cryer
I believe in the Providence of the most men, the largest purse, and the longest cannon. - Abraham Lincoln
When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones
If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther
He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis
The masses have little time to think. And how incredible is the willingness of modern man to believe. - Adolf Hitler
I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding
Nothing is harder to direct than a man in prosperity; nothing more easily managed than one in adversity. - Plutarch
That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? - Joseph Addison
Gardener: 1. Someone who thinks that what goes down must come up; 2. A man who never lets grass grow under his feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln
Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad. - Jack Baker
Who is the happier man: he who has braved the storm of life and lived, or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed? - Hunter S Thompson
It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown
Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla
The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski
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