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No man is an Ireland. - Richard Daley

The wisest men follow their own direction. - Euripides

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world. - Richard Armour

The greatest match a man can win is won within. - Unknown

Man arrives as a novice at each age of his life. - Nicolas Collins

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

Every man is like the company he is wont to keep. - Euripides

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

Threats are the last resort of a man with no vocabulary. - Tamora Pierce

The just man may sin with an open chest of gold before him. - Italian Proverb

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

Old West: A place where men were men and smelled like horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is. - George Bernard Shaw

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women. - H L Mencken

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal. - Frank Dane

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

If a man does not know what port he is steering for, no wind is favorable to him. - Seneca

If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius

When I passed 40 I dropped pretence, 'cause men like women who got some sense. - Maya Angelou

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

That man is prudent who neither hopes nor fears anything from the uncertain events of the future. - Anatole France

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Career Woman: One who goes out and earns a man's salary instead of sitting at home and taking it away from him - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats


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