Baby Fling Contest

Every man over 40 is a scoundrel. - George Bernard Shaw

Either war is obsolete, or men are. - R Buckminster Fuller

A man like Verdi must write like Verdi. - Verdi

Men are only as loyal as their options. - Bill Maher

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

The man who has done his best has done everything. - Charles M. Schwab

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire

The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest. - Roseanne Barr

Every man knows he will die but no one wants to believe it. - Yiddish Proverb

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

The man who wakes up and finds himself famous hasn't been asleep. - Unknown

The only man who makes no mistakes is the man who never does anything. - Theodore Roosevelt

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

Nobody holds a good opinion of a man who holds a low opinion of himself. - Anthony Trollope

Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first. - Unknown

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

It is not by spectacular achievements that man can be transformed, but by will. - Henrik Ibsen

If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey, he is obligated to do so. - Thomas Jefferson

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

Bachelors: Married men may have better halves, but bachelors have better quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken

The best portion of a good man's life are the little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing, to contemplate the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man's life. - T S Eliot

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison