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Men are only as loyal as their options. - Bill Maher

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. - Elbert Hubbard

Success isn't everything, but it makes a man stand straight. - Lillian Hellman

My best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read. - Abraham Lincoln

Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world. - Samuel Johnson

On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women. - H L Mencken

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! - Lydia Child

But man is not made for defeat. A man can be destroyed but not defeated. - Ernest Hemingway

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men. - Jane Addams

The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose. - James Baldwin

I'm 59 and people call me middle-aged. How many 118-year-old men do you know? - Barry Cryer

I believe in the Providence of the most men, the largest purse, and the longest cannon. - Abraham Lincoln

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

The masses have little time to think. And how incredible is the willingness of modern man to believe. - Adolf Hitler

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

Nothing is harder to direct than a man in prosperity; nothing more easily managed than one in adversity. - Plutarch

That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? - Joseph Addison

Gardener: 1. Someone who thinks that what goes down must come up; 2. A man who never lets grass grow under his feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad. - Jack Baker

Who is the happier man: he who has braved the storm of life and lived, or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed? - Hunter S Thompson

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski


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