QuotaBillsBirth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker
Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker
The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher
Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies
Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman
De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark
One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana
Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown
The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee
Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds