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Baby High Chair

Little Johnny uses his best friend to reach the table

Baby High Chair thanks to Keith Blake

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner


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