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Best of the Classical Arc-ives

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The only truth is music. - Jack Kerouac

Music is an outburst of the soul. - Frederick Delius

Bach in an hour. Offenbach sooner. - Unknown

Music, my rampart and my only one. - Edna St Vincent Millay

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Music comes to me more readily than words. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

I am just turning 40 and taking my time about it. - Harold Lloyd

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

You cannot plough a field by turning it over in your mind. - Unknown

The music is not in the notes, but in the silence between. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

This will be our reply to violence: to make music more intensely, more beautifully, more devotedly than ever before. - Leonard Bernstein

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein


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