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Promoting Classical Music in Dallas / Fort Worth, Texas

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Music is the strongest form of magic. - Marilyn Manson

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

The music is not in the notes, but in the silence between. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

I don't put boundaries on myself when I sit at the piano. - Vanessa Carlton

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. - Ludwig van Beethoven

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it. - George Foreman

I haven't understood a bar of music in my life, but I have felt it. - Igor Stravinsky

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

Music, once admitted to the soul, becomes a sort of spirit, and never dies. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

These capitalists generally act harmoniously and in concert, to fleece the people. - Abraham Lincoln

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. - Oscar Wilde

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato


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