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The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits

Music is the strongest form of magic. - Marilyn Manson

WYMI - the all-philosophy radio station. - Mike Dugan

Jazz is not dead... it just smells funny. - Frank Zappa

Music comes to me more readily than words. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings. - Jelly Roll Morton

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Virtually every writer I know would rather be a musician. - Kurt Vonnegut

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated. - John Barbirolli

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Don't play what's there - play what's not there. - Miles Davis

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - Halford E Luccock

Bach Chorale: The place behind the barn where you keep the horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Static: Nature's way of protecting us from certain radio programs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

These capitalists generally act harmoniously and in concert, to fleece the people. - Abraham Lincoln

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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