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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

All politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. - Philip K. Dick

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. - José Maria de Eça de Queiroz

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek