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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

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Lawyers are the jackals of commerce. - Elbert Hubbard

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - Carl Jung

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

Lawyers are ideological enemies of informal justice. - Richard L Abel

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

An honest politician is one who when he's bought stays bought. - Simon Cameron

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge. - David Mellor

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

It is a win-win for the American people, an idea no conventional politician would have the guts to put forward. - Donald Trump

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris