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No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

In a mad world only the mad are sane. - Akira Kurosawa

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Lawyers are ideological enemies of informal justice. - Richard L Abel

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

You cannot live without lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Lawyers generally know too much of law to have a very clear perception of justice. - Eliza Cook

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. - Will Rogers

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

Lawyers are like cheeses. There are lots of good ones, but not everybody likes the taste of some or can afford the best of others. - Robin Ellison

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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