QuotaBillsIf it swells, ride it! - Unknown
Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright
There is not one right way to ride a wave. - Jamie O'Brien
If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. - Scottish Proverb
Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley
Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz
Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown
If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown
If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown
Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner
Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
Sidesaddle: How men, rather than women, would ride in a truly logical world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dude Ranch: Where a guy who is rich enough to drive a Cadillac rides a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life's a roller coaster, and you never know when it's going to take a turn. - Ty Pennington
The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker
You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal
Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones
You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki
A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson
I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright
My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette
I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed. - Eminem
Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill
Stay in your seat come times of trouble. Its only people who jump off the roller coaster who get hurt. - Paul Harvey
Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett
It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill
A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller
The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin
We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.
If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor
God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey
Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison