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Bacon Is Life

Which bacon came first?

Bacon Is Life thanks to Wayne Nowazek

An eggsellent race!

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Expect nothing and life will be velvet. - Lisa Gardiner

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

I am very, very proud to say that I am pro-life. - Donald Trump

You must ruthlessly eliminate hurry from your life. - Dallas Willard

The most difficult thing in life is to know yourself. - Thales

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

If you don't run your own life, somebody else will. - John Atkinson

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give. - Winston Churchill

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

I always ask the question, "Is this what I want in my life?" - Kathy Ireland

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Who I am on stage is just an amped up version of who I am in real life. - Russell Peters

Never give up. Expect only the best from life and take action to get it. - Catherine Pulsifer

Life isn't about getting and having, it's about giving and being. - Kevin Kruse

Acceptance and tolerance and forgiveness; those are life-altering lessons. - Jessica Lange

Life is not dated merely by years. Events are sometimes the best calendars. - Benjamin Disraeli

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren

I've written 17 novels, and I've found out that fiction can't keep up with real life. - John Grisham

The real happiness of life is to enjoy the present, without any anxious dependence upon the future. - Lucius A Seneca

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

It is life's principle and you have to accept it as it comes; nothing happens when nothing is done. - Israelmore Ayivor

The clue to happiness is being interested in life. People's happiness is as great as they can create it. - L. Ron Hubbard

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

Laughter is a great way to diffuse an uncomfortable situation, so I began to use that as a tool, throughout my life. - Romancy Malco

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

Middle age is the time in life when, after pulling in your stomach, you look as if you ought to pull in your stomach. - Unknown

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown

I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I have lived just the length of it. I want to have lived the width of it as well. - Diane Ackerman

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins


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