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Bacon Is Life

Which bacon came first?

Bacon Is Life thanks to Wayne Nowazek

An eggsellent race!

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Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

Life is not life unless you make mistakes. - Joan Collins

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

If I had my life to live over again, I’d be a plumber. - Albert Einstein

Too many times in life we see a need but hesitate to act on it. - Joe Segal

The only way to enjoy anything in this life is to earn it first. - Ginger Rogers

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

Sucking all the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone. - Robin Williams

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

When you start recognising that you're having fun, life can be delightful. - Jane Birkin

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

A spouse or partner should enhance your life, not be your life; your life is your own. - Sukhi Burgen

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

To do good things in the world, first you must know who you are and what gives meaning to your life. - Robert Browning

It is necessary to try to surpass one's self always; this occupation ought to last as long as life. - Queen Christina

That best portion of a good man's life - his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

Accept responsibility for your life. Know that it is you who will get you where you want to go, no one else. - Les Brown

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

Never part without loving words to think of during your absence. It may be that you will not meet again in this life. - Jean Paul Richter

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

Surgeons must be very careful
When they take the knife!
Underneath their fine incisions
Stirs the Culprit - Life! - Emily Dickinson

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi Jr.

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want. - Mark Twain

You see, in life, lots of people know what to do, but few people actually do what they know. Knowing is not enough! You must take action. - Anthony Robbins

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Emerson

Things end. People leave. And you know what? Life goes on. Besides, if bad things didn't happen, how would you be able to feel the good ones? - Elizabeth Scott


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Prince Bag

Ice Cream Clouds

Sun Dial Fail

Rolling Stop

Ghetto Hammock

Cooking For Guys

Walkies

Ultimate Border Control Protection

Note Flasher

Lineup For Dinner

Do Nothing Day

Horn Blower