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Bacon Is Life

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Bacon Is Life thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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What we play is life. - Louis Armstrong

My life needs editing. - Mort Sahi

It is life as it is lived. - Gore Vidal

I made my life my monument. - Ben Johnson

No man is a failure who is enjoying life. - William Feather

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Life is a question and how we live it is our answer. - Gary Keller

The most difficult thing in life is to know yourself. - Thales

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

Hipness is not a state of mind, It's a fact of life. - Cannonball Adderley

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

Kindness is like sugar, It makes life taste a little sweeter. - Unknown

He who saves one life, it is as if he saves the world entire. - Talmud

The better part of one's life consists of his friendships. - Abraham Lincoln

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Anything that is of value in life only multiplies when it is given. - Deepak Chopra

Class is the sure-footedness that comes with having proved you can meet life. - Ann Landers

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson

Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove. - Ashleigh Brilliant

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

All is pattern, all life, but we can't always see the pattern when we're part of it. - Belva Plain

Maybe you needed to get whacked hard by life before you understood what you wanted out of it. - Jodi Picoult

Acknowledging the good that you already have in your life is the foundation for all abundance. - Eckhart Tolle

There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. - Oscar Wilde

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18. - Mark Twain

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

You don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed. - Eminem

There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability. - Sharron Angle

New sentient creatures filled the unseen depths,
Life's glory and swiftness ran in the beauty of beasts. - Sri Aurobindo

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

The greatest day in your life and mine is when we take total responsibility for our attitudes. That's the day we truly grow up. - John C Maxwell

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches. - Rainer Maria Rilke

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

The man who regards his own life and that of his fellow-creatures as meaningless is not merely unfortunate, but almost disqualified for life. - Albert Einstein

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault


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