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Bacon Is Life

Which bacon came first?

Bacon Is Life thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

The greater part of life is sunshine. - Thomas Jefferson

No man is a failure who is enjoying life. - William Feather

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. - Scott Hamilton

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. - Dave Barry

Life is for one generation. A good name is forever. - Japanese proverb

Biography is the mesh through which real life escapes. - Tom Stoppard

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

Glamour is on a life-support machine and not expected to live. - Joan Collins

Happiness depends on how life strikes you than on what happens. - Andy Rooney

The only way to enjoy anything in this life is to earn it first. - Ginger Rogers

I beg you to believe that life is not a process, it's a drama. - Malcolm Muggeridge

One has to take initiative in life to achieve what he or she wants. - Donald Johanson

Virture offers the only path in this life that leads to tranquility. - Juvenal

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive. - Robert A Heinlein

In order to please others, we lose our hold on our life's purpose. - Epictetus

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

The more you know yourself, the more you understand life, the more you value your time. - Maxime Lagace

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

We become happier, much happier, when we realize life is an opportunity rather than an obligation. - Mary Augustine

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

Adjustments are necessary along the way because life isn't always rosy, but it is always worth living. - Nick Vujicic

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. - Will Rogers

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

There is no meaning to life except the meaning man gives his life by the unfolding of his powers, by living productively. - Erich Fromm

It's during the worst storms of your life that you get to see the true colors of the people who say they care about you. - Unknown

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

Two important things are to have a genuine interest in people and to be kind to them. Kindness, I've discovered, is everything in life. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

A man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened. - Fidel Castro

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise


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