Bacon My Heart

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast. - Lewis Caroll

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock