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QuotaBillsDiets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones
Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef
Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown
There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz
There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei
Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen
Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright
Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm
Grocerise: To sell off non-perishable food articles through eBeh channels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi
Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes
Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz
A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit
From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang
I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry
I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell
I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain
Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer
Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser
I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry
I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett
I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray
No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro
You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott
Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown
I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com