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While we are postponing, life speeds by. - Seneca

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. - Dave Barry

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it? - Josh Stern

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

My only regret in life is that I'm not someone else. - Woody Allen

Forgiveness is the giving, and so the receiving, of life. - George MacDonald

To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life. - Gelett Burgess

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

There is a period of life when we go backwards as we advance. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. - Kin Hubbard

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

Quit living as if the purpose of life is to arrive safely at death. - Mark Batterson

To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown

You have to become the kind of person who deserves the life you want. - Brianna Wiest

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Spending time with you showed me what I’ve been missing in my life. - Nicholas Sparks

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

The hardest thing in life to learn is which bridges to cross and which ones to burn. - David Russell

The happiest life is that which constantly exercises and educates what is best in us. - Hamerton

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

There are two types of risk in life: the danger of trying and the danger of not trying. - Nick Vujicic

It is the familiar that usually eludes us in life. What is before our noses is what we see last. - William Barrett

When you expect good, it's available constantly, and it makes itself a reality in your life. - Alfre Woodard

We become happier, much happier, when we realize life is an opportunity rather than an obligation. - Mary Augustine

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

The clue to happiness is being interested in life. People's happiness is as great as they can create it. - L. Ron Hubbard

Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating. - Richard Neville

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

We have always held to the hope, the belief, the conviction that there is a better life, a better world, beyond the horizon. - Franklin D Roosevelt

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

The loneliest moment in life is when you have just experienced that which you thought would deliver the ultimate, and it has let you down. - Ravi Zacharias

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Motherhood is the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It's huge and scary - it's an act of infinite optimism. - Gilda Radner

Sometimes life knocks you on your ass. Get up, get up, get up! Happiness is not the absence of problems, it's the ability to deal with them. - Steve Maraboli

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Buddha


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