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Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

It is not the length of life, but the depth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

If I had a pause button on my life, I would use it. - Jaycee Jay Anderson at the XXI 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics

Life is about making an impact, not making an income. - Kevin Kruse

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life. - Sophia Loren

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote

Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Most of the evils of life arise from man's inability to sit still in a room. - Blaise Pascal

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

However difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. - Stephen Hawking

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want. - Ben Stein

Give up yourself, and you will find your real self. Lose your life and you will save it. - C S Lewis

Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown

When you expect good, it's available constantly, and it makes itself a reality in your life. - Alfre Woodard

Faith is the centerpiece of a connected life. It allows us to live by the grace of invisible strands. - Terry T Williams

When you finally accept that you're a complete dork, your life gets easier. No sense in trying to be cool. - Reese Witherspoon

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability of man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor. - Henry David Thoreau

Never part without loving words to think of during your absence. It may be that you will not meet again in this life. - Jean Paul Richter

If you deliberately set out to be less than you are capable, you'll probably be unhappy for the rest of your life. - Abraham Maslow

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad. - Jack Baker

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe

There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking. - Theodore I Rubin

With such riches as I have in life, you're always nervous. Being Irish, you're waiting for something to knock it sideways. - Pierce Brosnan

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi Jr.

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird


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