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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

There are no mistakes in life, only lessons. - Lynda Renham

Once you're dead you're made for life. - Jimi Hendrix

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

The great end of life is not knowledge but action. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Life is the biggest bargain - we get it for nothing. - Yiddish Proverb

I wake up laughing every day. I get a kick out of life. - Bruce Willis

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

Man can alter his life simply by altering his attitude of mind. - James T Adams

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

Human life is but a series of footnotes to a vast obscure unfinished masterpiece. - Vladimir Nabokov

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

So often in life, things that you regard as an impediment turn out to be great good fortune. - Ruth Bader Ginsburg

I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation. - W Somerset Maugham

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten? - Logan P Smith

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie


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Tomorrow

You Turn

ThaiTanic

The Future of Social Media

Sunday Service Social Distancing

Tartan Headphones

Husband Quarantine

Aussie Salad

Greta on Chopsticks

Darkness Eliminator

Don't Touch Your Face

Pet Dentist

Falcon Resting in a Tree

Wine Day

Fishnet Table

Sink Lynx

No Swimming

Going Up

The Honey Truck

Flying is so Overrated

Wear Fur Without Killing Animals

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